bam!

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

heyfishie:

Oh my god

heyfishie:

Oh my god

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS