*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*
Oh my god
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
this is my favorite tweet of 2014
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS